Spotted Yellow Surprise

....and we're back.

Click ahead for to see what lies beneath the spotted yellow shroud.

It's a beauty.

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HOTTIE ALERT!!! HOTTIE ALERT!!

Stroll in The Mall

Here's a gal strolling graciously in the mall.

Click ahead for her gorgeous physique.

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Wow!! Look at the caboose.

She makes her friend literally look like a toothpick.

Green Jelly

Look at the striking comparsion between these two.

Two nice closeups after the jump.

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She could be a model, don't you think?


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Friday Afternoon Surprise

What could be hiding under there? Click More if you dare...

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A gelatainous mess. That's what's hiding under there. Wow.

Spotted.....Again!!!

Can it really be a second sighting of the watermelon?

Click ahead for a verification......

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Yes!!!!! It is indeed her.

Same spot as the previous sighting.

Maybe she can't leave that seat and someone just comes along and drapes a new sheet over her.....hmmmm.....

Super, Ultra Hottie

Wow, seems like a super hottie.....click for more.

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Ooops.....she's large.

Hungry, Hungry Hippo

A nice chunker enjoying a pizza pie or twelve.

I think she was having an eating contest with her son.

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I think red is her color.

White Whale

How many seats do you think this woman will occupy on her Jet Blue flight?

Good luck to the individual that ends up in the seat next to her.

One more after the jump...

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So good looking....

Blue Spotted Watermelon

This one really raises the bar.

I can't believe what I'm seeing.

More lovin' after the jump.

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What is she wearing: a bed sheet? a tarp? a hot air balloon? a shower curtain?

Any ideas?

Where's Chunky?

Just like the old game "Where's Waldo?"

See if you can spot the chunky.....if you're stumped, click for the answer.

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There she is!!!!

Yummy Arms

This woman has some lovely bicep jelly.....or is she just really jacked?

I bet if she waived her arm around, it would create a nice soothing breeze.

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Preggers or Fatters?

This one provides some interesting perspective.

Which one is pregnant and which one is fat?

Quite the close call......

Blueberry Donuts

This is an amazing phenomenon - this woman has two sets of breasts, or is it one set of breasts and an extra large FUPA - you be the judge.

Another important point - that picture is not crooked - the bench is buckling under her weight.

I feel awful for that bench, this might be his last hurrah.

More blue blobness after the jump.

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Black and Tan Chunk

It appears that the sinking goo syndrome is quite contagious among the obese.

This lovely gal was gracefully strolling down the diet supplement aisle.

She ended up grabbing a case of diet snacks as a light snack.

She looks quite danty, doesn't she?

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Lady In Red

Here is a real stunner.

Approximately 50% of her ass cheek is off of the seat.

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Uh oohh....it looks like she's on to us.

Everyone run before we are swallowed by her mammonth backside.

Hot Sorority Chick

What could she be looking for? The era in which her Adidas lacrosse shorts were fashionable? Her toes?

On the other hand...her pink Phi Sigma Sigma shirt really does accentuate the absence of her waistline. Don't you think?

This further confirms that the alternate name of the sorority - Phi Piggy Piggy - I knew it!!!!

Maybe at one time (circa 20-30 years ago) she was a full sorority chick. Today she can only dream of days past, most likely pie eating contests.

Maybe that is what she is actually looking for?

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Editor's Note: Check out that HERSHEY PARK visor! (circa 1982, naturally). Enlarge the post, and see for yourself. I couldn't make these things up if I wanted to.

Jumbo Hershey Kiss

Look at this delectable Hershey Kiss.

She is so sleepy from toting around all of her tonnage.

My sources tell me that the subway tilted off of the track when a crane helped remove her from her seat at her stop.

Black Cow

This one reminds me of a peaceful black cow.

Here is a great example of how a fattie uses an all black motif to conceal her lucious physique.

If only she was wearing another color, we would be treated to a nice shot of her glorious belly jelly.

Breast or Back?

Wait a minute now - is that her breast or her chest? Is her head on backwards or is her back on forwards?

It looks likes sinking goo is about to engulf her lower back - she better be careful.

That's definitely a unique look, though.

Pizza Man Part II

This guy really deserves a second post here.

Look at the size of his belly.

He looks likes he's about to tip off the stool which would cause a 7.8 on the Richter Scale.

As our loyal readers will notice, he is wearing the same shirt he wore last week. My guess is that it is absolutely impossible for him to remove that shirt from his svelte body.

I'm pretty sure he is reading from a lunch menu and about to order his daily feeding of 1 cow, 2 pigs and a dozen chickens.