Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Slender Beauty En Route To Her Ballet Lesson




This slender beauty must be on the way to her ballet lesson.

Another chunky chick who has the brilliant idea to use her roll as a tabletop.

Absolutely genius!

It seems that when a large being is looking for a seat on public transportation, they always manage to sit at the end of a row, thereby avoiding squeezing between two people.

Could this be some unwritten fat etiquette, perhaps?!?!

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Fat is the New Black






This woman is getting quite the workout just lifting her arm. She was spotted sunning her hot body on the beautiful beaches in the Bahamas.

Originally mistaken for a beached walrus, this one's actually human!

She looks exhausted - most likely from trying to swim back out to the ocean, or perhaps from yearning to open the sack of food she is looking ever so longingly at.

Kids: remember there is always a lesson to be learned here at LargeNation...

Being this fat ain't easy.

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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Sleepy Ogre With Mole



Either: a) she is belching from her McDonald's breakfast or b) she is yawning after waking up from her hibernation.

Either way, the mole and the piercing really tie the package together.

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Blueberry Pie



The dude looks like a fresh blueberry. Oops, that's a woman...I think.

She actually does have a great idea to use her stomach as a table for the Sidekick.

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Another Reason Why I Love Summer



Caught this cutie on the street.

Her slightly exposed stomach makes me HOT. I only wish she was showing a little bit more skin. Probably isn't due to the fact that she needs to keep the small community of pygmies concealed underneath her long black satin skirt.

I really am going to miss the warm weather. (please, click to enlarge)

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Pretty In Pink




Look at the mug on this one.....she looks like a baby baboon.

My guess is that she's about 4 1/2 feet wide.

Damn, she's ugly.

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Pizza Man




This guy owns a pizza shop.

TRUE STORY.

He must be the happiest person in the fat universe.

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Fatty With A Rat Tail




This guy looks like a real pimp.

The speeding train really highlights his slender physique.

Look closely and you'll spot his rat tail.

Perhaps there really is a rat nesting in his head?!?!

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So Fat & So White




This is the essence of obesity.

I count at least 3 huge rolls.

How many can you spot?

I've included a close up of her FUPA for good measure.

Enjoy!

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Yankees Fan



Look at this monstrosity!!

Notice how she looks at that child's arm as if it is a fried chicken drumstick.

I wonder how many hot dogs she ate the Yankees game.

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Friday, August 31, 2007

NYC Hottie



A true New York City hottie.

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Her fitted shirt from a vendor in Times Square really accentuates her "meat arms."

We can only wonder who she's calling - perhaps her man? perhaps McDonald's delivery?

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Sleepy... and Hungry?!?



She was very sleepy when we snapped this picture and was probably dreaming of dancing Boston Cremes and Chocolate Eclairs.

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Ms. Dunkin' Donuts 2007 welcomes you to LARGE NATION.

My sources tell me she was once a beauty queen, but now just a large donut-muncher.

Welcome to LARGE NATION.

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