Monday, September 10, 2007

Black and Tan Chunk



It appears that the sinking goo syndrome is quite contagious among the obese.

This lovely gal was gracefully strolling down the diet supplement aisle.

She ended up grabbing a case of diet snacks as a light snack.

She looks quite danty, doesn't she?

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Lady In Red



Here is a real stunner.

Approximately 50% of her ass cheek is off of the seat.

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Uh oohh....it looks like she's on to us.

Everyone run before we are swallowed by her mammonth backside.

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Friday, September 7, 2007

Hot Sorority Chick



What could she be looking for? The era in which her Adidas lacrosse shorts were fashionable? Her toes?

On the other hand...her pink Phi Sigma Sigma shirt really does accentuate the absence of her waistline. Don't you think?

This further confirms that the alternate name of the sorority - Phi Piggy Piggy - I knew it!!!!

Maybe at one time (circa 20-30 years ago) she was a full sorority chick. Today she can only dream of days past, most likely pie eating contests.

Maybe that is what she is actually looking for?

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Editor's Note: Check out that HERSHEY PARK visor! (circa 1982, naturally). Enlarge the post, and see for yourself. I couldn't make these things up if I wanted to.

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Jumbo Hershey Kiss



Look at this delectable Hershey Kiss.

She is so sleepy from toting around all of her tonnage.

My sources tell me that the subway tilted off of the track when a crane helped remove her from her seat at her stop.

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Black Cow



This one reminds me of a peaceful black cow.

Here is a great example of how a fattie uses an all black motif to conceal her lucious physique.

If only she was wearing another color, we would be treated to a nice shot of her glorious belly jelly.

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Breast or Back?



Wait a minute now - is that her breast or her chest? Is her head on backwards or is her back on forwards?

It looks likes sinking goo is about to engulf her lower back - she better be careful.

That's definitely a unique look, though.

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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Pizza Man Part II





This guy really deserves a second post here.

Look at the size of his belly.

He looks likes he's about to tip off the stool which would cause a 7.8 on the Richter Scale.

As our loyal readers will notice, he is wearing the same shirt he wore last week. My guess is that it is absolutely impossible for him to remove that shirt from his svelte body.

I'm pretty sure he is reading from a lunch menu and about to order his daily feeding of 1 cow, 2 pigs and a dozen chickens.

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Wide Load




Seconds before this picture was captured, a sign reading WIDE LOAD detached from this woman's ass.

I tried my best to reel her in, but she had the strength only a humpback could possess.

She'll be missed.....

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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Watchoo Talkin' 'bout, Willis?




Something tells me this woman knew she was going to end up on this site.

I'm not certain, but I think she might have ingested a small person as you can tell by her sweet lookin' foop.

The woman's arm looks like a side of beef.

Keep on eatin' sista.

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Back Rolls - 3 to a pack



What do we have here? The brown on brown ensemble really brings out her back rolls. Poor thing - Her neck must have dissolved into the fat of her 3 chins years ago.

Spotted this beaut down by wall street. I especially like the usage of the table as a "boob rest" this seems to be common among the Large and in Charge.

She sure does look hungry though. She almost looks like she is mad - probably at the waiter for taking too long with her feedbag.

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Slender Beauty En Route To Her Ballet Lesson




This slender beauty must be on the way to her ballet lesson.

Another chunky chick who has the brilliant idea to use her roll as a tabletop.

Absolutely genius!

It seems that when a large being is looking for a seat on public transportation, they always manage to sit at the end of a row, thereby avoiding squeezing between two people.

Could this be some unwritten fat etiquette, perhaps?!?!

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Fat is the New Black






This woman is getting quite the workout just lifting her arm. She was spotted sunning her hot body on the beautiful beaches in the Bahamas.

Originally mistaken for a beached walrus, this one's actually human!

She looks exhausted - most likely from trying to swim back out to the ocean, or perhaps from yearning to open the sack of food she is looking ever so longingly at.

Kids: remember there is always a lesson to be learned here at LargeNation...

Being this fat ain't easy.

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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Sleepy Ogre With Mole



Either: a) she is belching from her McDonald's breakfast or b) she is yawning after waking up from her hibernation.

Either way, the mole and the piercing really tie the package together.

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Blueberry Pie



The dude looks like a fresh blueberry. Oops, that's a woman...I think.

She actually does have a great idea to use her stomach as a table for the Sidekick.

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Another Reason Why I Love Summer



Caught this cutie on the street.

Her slightly exposed stomach makes me HOT. I only wish she was showing a little bit more skin. Probably isn't due to the fact that she needs to keep the small community of pygmies concealed underneath her long black satin skirt.

I really am going to miss the warm weather. (please, click to enlarge)

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Pretty In Pink




Look at the mug on this one.....she looks like a baby baboon.

My guess is that she's about 4 1/2 feet wide.

Damn, she's ugly.

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Pizza Man




This guy owns a pizza shop.

TRUE STORY.

He must be the happiest person in the fat universe.

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Fatty With A Rat Tail




This guy looks like a real pimp.

The speeding train really highlights his slender physique.

Look closely and you'll spot his rat tail.

Perhaps there really is a rat nesting in his head?!?!

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So Fat & So White




This is the essence of obesity.

I count at least 3 huge rolls.

How many can you spot?

I've included a close up of her FUPA for good measure.

Enjoy!

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Yankees Fan



Look at this monstrosity!!

Notice how she looks at that child's arm as if it is a fried chicken drumstick.

I wonder how many hot dogs she ate the Yankees game.

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